helyon:

finally.

helyon:

finally.

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gotitforcheap:

cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?

me: sure do! 8:15

cute girl on the street: thanks 

me: so what are we?

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trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

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quentintortellini:

pen pals with benefits

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kikaijima:

a redditor recounts the day he met robin williams.
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ostracizedpoodle:

NASA just announced that they’re going to be launching the earth into space

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damnthatswhack:

You what your dog?

damnthatswhack:

You what your dog?

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blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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  • Tyra Banks: So why didnt you do the photoshoot?
  • Model: Well my leg was cut off and i had a swarm of angry bees attack me
  • Tyra Banks: Thats no excuse i remember one time when that happened to me and i still worked it and was fierce
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